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Two things that can’t be joked?Is that actually how they speak English in Ireland? Lol. I’m not trying to be funny I just literally have never heard anyone say soemthing can’t be joked, in the past tense like that in my entire life haha.Not surprising tho like, you come live in Asia for a decade and like that doesn’t even phase you, it’s when you start seeing like boiled refried rape cooked ape overjoyed, or soemthing along those lines, then you’ll laugh lol.Actually I love Ireland Potatoes tho irregardless, the fries are so sickly and heavy like get in my stomach. 

Why I Don’t Recommend Envato Market

I’ve used Envato Market in many occasions for projects when first starting out on Wordpress, and there are plenty of reasons why this would be a good option for someone first starting out on wordpress. Unfortunately for me at least personally the reasons NOT to use Envato Market for Wordpress projects outnumber the reasons to.Misleading TitlesThere simply just isn’t enough control from Envato themselves over claims made my individual developers and their themes/plugins. Easily looking through listings on Envato, you’ll almost 80% of them having written in their product graphic their theme...

EASY.

God seriously some of you make me sick. Can you actually be driven by anything else besides fucking? Like it’s like, sometimes I can’t even believe the words that come out of your mouth. It’s like, can you be this free? Then why am I like this? Just literally so easy, yes let’s go and have gangbangs and sex parties like it’s nothing, is it really that appealing to you? Maybe I should be more of a whore and just treat fucking like it’s the new handshake. Seriously: sometimes I feel like I’m just abnormal because of like the mindset of so many of my friends in the gay community, obsess...

Music Album Schema.org Markup Example

Obviously you’re not going to have your links as AmebaOwnd posts lol, this is just an example actually sub those links for actually content with finished audio lol.<div itemscope itemtype="http://schema.org/MusicAlbum">    <h2><span itemprop="name">I Live For Me</span> by <span itemprop="byArtist">Kesen</span></h2>    <div itemprop="image">        <img src="https://cdn.amebaowndme.com/madrid-prd/madrid-web/images/sites/349033/ccfe66d5b609fd1e962d170ad04a43ba_d6aa6c74b75a11a4287a3a603f83ecfd.jpg?width=600...

The Pain of Chinese SEO

So I intially made this post a question about Wordpress tags and duplicate content: Would the same tag in Traditonal Chinese and Simplified Chinese count as duplicate content when crawled by Google or other search engines and just how is that viewed by search engines?Then i realized that I’m complaining about that, I could complain about the whole state of SEO in Chinese or really any international language on the internet. And it’s not really even limited to Wordpress either, it’s duplicate content questions, ugly shared links that result in something like https://example.com//%e6%88%91%e5%8f...

Wordpress Custom Headache!

Seriously tho. So I’ve been testing out some plugins to enable custom posts and fields mainly because I want to create post types to align to certain schema types that I’ll deploy from Schema app. Those have included:Advanced Custom FieldsCustom Post UIPods.ioAnd seriously none of them have been “easy” in the sense that I don’t have the patience to read through instructions lol. This is bad, and I honestly probably mess so many things up because of it, but my style is like I just want to jump into things, figure it out as I go, and deal with fuck ups as they present themselves haha.▶︎Tool...

孫盛希 新的Album

01.專輯氣勢開場曲《分裂》,創作靈感引述上古神話「盤古開天」,從一切混沌(Chaos)開闢天地,吉他強烈迴盪Delay效果,嘗試暗黑唱腔轉音層疊和聲,在崩裂與重生的反覆輪迴,嚴云農揮筆哲學詩意的精粹歌詞,讓生命真實的色彩逐漸成形,矛盾與領悟、愛與恨、對與錯,同時存在。02.嶄新聽覺衝擊主打《內疚》,不落俗套的全新抒情電子層次由韓國混音大師MasterKey操盤,滾石電音DJ Slamer與孫盛希合力編曲,葛大為保留希希原詞精神,引用柏拉圖「洞穴理論」,逐步刻畫、坦然說出女人內心的光明與黑暗,對愛情中自由的想望與罪惡感。03.沉緩自省靈魂單曲《原來你是這樣的人》,這一首唱給自己的歌,以鋼琴與弦樂旋律交織的沉重感,漸進唱出內心的糾結與告解,引申拉岡的「鏡像理論」探究自我厭惡自憐之處的懊悔與矛盾,是不是在不知不覺間,也成了我們最討厭的人,鏡中我看見的是你,還是我自己?04.瘋狂自白的節奏快嘴單曲《聽起來像藉口嗎?》,輕快古怪帶著歇斯底里的自嘲歌詞,一五一十細數孫盛希作為女人的生活哲學,有牢騷有真理,矛盾又異常認真的可愛個性展露無遺。05.《We Can't Be Together》一首國際樂手交流揉合Jazz、R&B的抒情金曲,傾訴年齡時差之戀的情感內心戲。爵士風味的Acoustic鋼琴與電鋼琴旋律,孫盛希流暢收放自如的轉音唱腔,令人驚艷反覆聆聽。女人總會面對的一種年紀之差的戀...

アメババカにしてんだよ ハハ

No. Probably not because the platform way way to restricted for the longest time and the new features are like waiting on the world to change.あなたの会社に日本語が話せる人はいますかww because we’re gonna say one sentence in English and hope that’ll be enough.. What’s the point of posting a header in English and then a bunch of Jap? Like I can do it cause I’m not selling anything (Yet) LMFAO. But seriously tho.I feel like Amebaownd is Ameblos side project just because they’ve got so much money to blow from their main projects. Like come on this is pretty much common sense.Introducing paid storage options for...

FUCK WPMUDEV LOL. View the source code tho

Either Google or WPMUDEV need to take the blame for this shit. How many of you have googled some lines from your Wordpress debug to find basically exactly the answer that you were looking for and it turns out to be from WPMUDEV? FFFFFFAnd how angry pissed do you get that you wasted your time to load that page and then it turns out to be basically a paywall either you sign up or your not going to be able to view any of the responses besides the first initial click bait they use to get search rankings?Always right because they allow their support forums to be indexed by google, yet BLOCK th...